Back To The Future! (April 2014)
Apr 2, 2014 13:20:27 GMT -7
Post by Akiyama Weiss on Apr 2, 2014 13:20:27 GMT -7
It was in the middle of the night. Weiss was camped out with some of Imagawa’s forces and he wasn’t sleeping very well. The achromatic soldier rose from his bed and stepped out from the tent and into the cool midnight air. He thought he might get himself a bite to eat and maybe a drink to relax him mind and started off towards where the camps cooks were. That was the plan, anyways. No sooner had he started walking, covering only thirty or forty feet, did his vision start to grow black on the edges.
“What the hell?” He thought as he started to grow dizzy. This was usually a sign of severe dehydration, but that couldn’t be the case. Weiss drank water all the time and ensured that he was always properly hydrated, so he couldn’t fathom what was happening. Maybe he’d been poisoned earlier or maybe he was sick, either way he didn’t have time to find out. He blacked out and came crashing to the ground with a loud thud. Weiss lost all sense of time whilst he was unconscious and when he came to he was greeted by a plethora of sounds and smells that were utterly alien to him.
“W..wh..where am I?”
Weiss opened his eyes and gradually lifted his head to look around. It was daylight and that meant he’d been out for several hours. It also meant that nobody had bothered to come to his aid and that fact didn’t set too well with him. Weiss sluggishly sat himself up and attempted to get his bearings and determined what his next course of action should be. As it would turn out, this was going to prove to be much more difficult that originally thought. Weiss was in the middle of a field, that much was the same, but all around him everything was different. Strange towers rose up from the ground in the distance and everywhere there was this dull roar of noises that he’d never heard before. Something was wrong.
Weiss took a few minutes to make sure he was alright and soon discovered that his clothing had changed in appearance. Now he was wearing some sort of strange garment on his lower-body that was a peculiar blue fabric and a shirt that seemed a little too tight for his liking. Weiss was no longer wearing sandals and now he wore odd footwear that covered his entire foot. Weiss didn’t know what was going on and he didn’t really care to understand it. He knew he had to get back to his lord Imagawa and inform everyone about this mysterious place. Weiss didn’t fit into this world and he knew as much. So he didn’t really make an attempt to figure out what was going on and instead decided to stay in the field.
Well it wasn’t much of a field upon closer inspection and instead looked more like a rather conservative, albeit well maintained, garden that people strolled though with their children and various animals. Weiss stole food every day from vendors located on the roads and then returned to the “garden” each night to sleep. The weather was a bit warmer than where he’d come from and this ensured he didn’t have any issues about being cold. Of course he was still on edge every night and didn’t get but a few minutes of sleep each night, but at least it wasn’t terribly uncomfortable.
Everyone seemed to care little about Weiss and largely made no attempt to communicate with him. The only exceptions being the times that he accidentally bumped into someone or when he was in their way and they were attempting to pass him. He’d seen the look they were giving him though and it was the same look people would give the local drunk and crazy person as they passed by. It was a mixture of confusion and pity. This kind of annoyed Weiss, but he figured it was for the best. He’d sound crazy if he bothered trying to explain where he’d come from. Of course he also thought these people were crazy as well. I mean the things they did were so crazy. Talking into small toys and having complete conversations with only themselves. Who does that?
The oddities didn’t end there though. Through his limited exploration of the world he’d been transported to, Weiss discovered many other things. People ate food and wasted a lot of it. People apparently weren’t as hungry as they used to be or maybe they were just extremely wasteful. Food that would feed a couple of men for a day was just thrown out and forgotten. As strange as this was, it didn’t even compare to this new thing he discovered called “pornography.” Apparently women in this day and age had no morals and were willing to perform strange and bizarre sexual acts with complete strangers for no apparent reason at all, the worst of which was a horrifying thing known as “Two girls, one cup.”
Weiss wasn’t sure how long he’d be in this alien world, but thankfully it was only about a week. On the seventh day when he’d gone to sleep in a tree, as usual, he woke up on the ground in Imagawa’s camp. Nobody was up and about and judging from the placement of the moon in the sky, he hadn’t been out for too long. Had the whole thing been an intense dream? Weiss didn’t really know and truthfully he didn’t want to. He simply pretended like the whole thing hadn’t happened and went on with his original plan to get some food and drink.
ooc: I would prefer the money instead of exp.
“What the hell?” He thought as he started to grow dizzy. This was usually a sign of severe dehydration, but that couldn’t be the case. Weiss drank water all the time and ensured that he was always properly hydrated, so he couldn’t fathom what was happening. Maybe he’d been poisoned earlier or maybe he was sick, either way he didn’t have time to find out. He blacked out and came crashing to the ground with a loud thud. Weiss lost all sense of time whilst he was unconscious and when he came to he was greeted by a plethora of sounds and smells that were utterly alien to him.
“W..wh..where am I?”
Weiss opened his eyes and gradually lifted his head to look around. It was daylight and that meant he’d been out for several hours. It also meant that nobody had bothered to come to his aid and that fact didn’t set too well with him. Weiss sluggishly sat himself up and attempted to get his bearings and determined what his next course of action should be. As it would turn out, this was going to prove to be much more difficult that originally thought. Weiss was in the middle of a field, that much was the same, but all around him everything was different. Strange towers rose up from the ground in the distance and everywhere there was this dull roar of noises that he’d never heard before. Something was wrong.
Weiss took a few minutes to make sure he was alright and soon discovered that his clothing had changed in appearance. Now he was wearing some sort of strange garment on his lower-body that was a peculiar blue fabric and a shirt that seemed a little too tight for his liking. Weiss was no longer wearing sandals and now he wore odd footwear that covered his entire foot. Weiss didn’t know what was going on and he didn’t really care to understand it. He knew he had to get back to his lord Imagawa and inform everyone about this mysterious place. Weiss didn’t fit into this world and he knew as much. So he didn’t really make an attempt to figure out what was going on and instead decided to stay in the field.
Well it wasn’t much of a field upon closer inspection and instead looked more like a rather conservative, albeit well maintained, garden that people strolled though with their children and various animals. Weiss stole food every day from vendors located on the roads and then returned to the “garden” each night to sleep. The weather was a bit warmer than where he’d come from and this ensured he didn’t have any issues about being cold. Of course he was still on edge every night and didn’t get but a few minutes of sleep each night, but at least it wasn’t terribly uncomfortable.
Everyone seemed to care little about Weiss and largely made no attempt to communicate with him. The only exceptions being the times that he accidentally bumped into someone or when he was in their way and they were attempting to pass him. He’d seen the look they were giving him though and it was the same look people would give the local drunk and crazy person as they passed by. It was a mixture of confusion and pity. This kind of annoyed Weiss, but he figured it was for the best. He’d sound crazy if he bothered trying to explain where he’d come from. Of course he also thought these people were crazy as well. I mean the things they did were so crazy. Talking into small toys and having complete conversations with only themselves. Who does that?
The oddities didn’t end there though. Through his limited exploration of the world he’d been transported to, Weiss discovered many other things. People ate food and wasted a lot of it. People apparently weren’t as hungry as they used to be or maybe they were just extremely wasteful. Food that would feed a couple of men for a day was just thrown out and forgotten. As strange as this was, it didn’t even compare to this new thing he discovered called “pornography.” Apparently women in this day and age had no morals and were willing to perform strange and bizarre sexual acts with complete strangers for no apparent reason at all, the worst of which was a horrifying thing known as “Two girls, one cup.”
Weiss wasn’t sure how long he’d be in this alien world, but thankfully it was only about a week. On the seventh day when he’d gone to sleep in a tree, as usual, he woke up on the ground in Imagawa’s camp. Nobody was up and about and judging from the placement of the moon in the sky, he hadn’t been out for too long. Had the whole thing been an intense dream? Weiss didn’t really know and truthfully he didn’t want to. He simply pretended like the whole thing hadn’t happened and went on with his original plan to get some food and drink.
ooc: I would prefer the money instead of exp.
