THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN NOEL SPARROW![[Hidenori//open]]

[Etincelle Noel]

[[OoC: Hidenori first and then all of you lovely people can join.]]

So some of you may question why a handsome man like myself would complain about being tied up. Well at this point in time I'm currently tied up to a sweaty man by a group of sweaty men on a ship run by sweaty men. I may or may not have been captured by pirates on this quest that Hidenori and I had set off on. I'm not quite sure how it came to this but I sat on the deck of their ship, with my sword confiscated. My hands were tied behind my back and then a large piece of rope was fashioned around both Hidenori and myself.

"/Well fuck/."

[Morei Hidenori]

The needlessly tall Uesugi soldier was also bound, tied up completely with all of his weapons confiscated from him. The only difference?

"Why did they tie me up while upside down...?"

He was practically laying on his head and upper body, with his butt against the back of Noel's head. It had to be one of the most uncomfortable positions he had ever been in. And where was his unnecessarily giant sword? Where could they store something like that?

[Etincelle Noel]

Dammit... I should not have had those beans for lunch. But those beans wrapped in that tortilla with meat, rice, and vegetables were simply delicious. I couldn't help myself. I ate three of those concoctions. I felt my stomach rumbling and I groaned slightly.

"Hidenori... I'm sorry about what's about to happen next."

I spoke in a hushed tone as I attempted to hold back the build up that had been stewing in my stomach. I groaned once more slightly as the air around my butt started smelling something vicious. A deep and low bbbbbwwwwhhhhhhhhbbbbb sound rung through the air. I truly felt bad for Hidenori at this point what with me farting on the back of his head and all.

[Morei Hidenori]

"Sorry? About what...? ... /WHAT THE FUCK/"

Hidenori screamed in English (which he probably picked up from Noel) and began really fidgety. In anger, he began to roll around on the ship, Noel still tied to him. This would result in Noel repeatedly hitting the floor every single time Hidenori spun.

Meanwhile, the pirates were just staring.

[Etincelle Noel]

"/OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!/"


I kept on getting my beautiful face slammed down on the deck as Hidenori rolled around on board. Using my awesome ab muscles, I pulled my lower half up and sprung forward to get back on my feet, in the process I would probably be pushing Hidenori's face against the ground with my butt. I didn't properly compensate for Hidenori's weight on my back and fell backwards on top of him again.

"HIDENORI. MINE WAS AN ACCIDENT. YOU'RE PURPOSELY TRYING TO HURT ME!"

[Morei Hidenori]

"Mmmf mf. MFFFFF!!!"

Was all that was heard as Hidenori's face was smashed into the ground with Noel landing on top of him. Anger and adrenaline giving him a burst of strength, he would stand up with Noel on his back, crouch down, and leap into the air. The pirates around him stared awestruck as Hidenori sailed up, up, up, up... and then started to come crashing down, Noel underneath him as he headed towards the ship like a meteor out of the sky.

[Etincelle Noel]

"WOOOOOAAHHHHH!"

I felt the air breeze through my hair as we soared through the great blue sky. You know, up there the boat seemed small and irrelevant. I had no idea what was up and what was down anymore and for a moment, it was bliss. I was far away from all of this. But then I snapped back into myself.

"HIDENORI. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS! DAMMIT HIDENORI!"

I jerked myself forward, and threw us into a spin. We became a destructive ball of fury as we crashed through the deck of the ship. God it hurt like a mother fucker. I felt us crash through a few other things, probably furniture. I could feel something wet on my face. Probably my blood. Opening my eyes I saw the red all around my face. Yeah I was bleeding, but since when does blood float in mid air.... WERE WE UNDER WATER?!

"GGGGHHHHRRRRGGGLLEEEEE!"

I felt the oxygen leave my mouth. As everything faded to black.