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Post by Morei Hidenori on Feb 27, 2014 14:49:07 GMT -7
(OOC: For Hidenori and Noel only. Or PM to ask to join.)
The large Uesugi soldier was running through the swamps of Satsuma, looking for that Date who had ruined his day earlier in the deserts of Gassantoda. There was a vendetta he needed to settle, but the man had gotten away before Hidenori could really give him a piece of his mind. He tracked him going down in this general direction... or so he thought. Next thing he knew, the tall man found himself looking up at Numa Castle, hearing a bunch of screams coming from it as he just stared at it blankly.
"I, uh... those are pretty crazy special effects... haha..."
He looked nervously at the castle. There was no way the man went into there, right? Right? Gripping the zanbato's hilt on his back tightly, ready to pull it out at the first hint of danger. What if this place was just chock full of Date bastards who liked to knock your drinks over? That'd be terrible!
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Post by Etincelle Noel on Feb 27, 2014 22:23:11 GMT -7
Numa Castle here it was at least. I tried to push the door open... but it seemed stuck. I took a few steps back and then ran at the door, lifting both feet off the ground I kicked it open. This place was supposed to have treasure.... I needed treasure to be able to impress more women. Maybe I could get Nao to go out with my if I showed her some bling-bling. Or even a threesome with her and Jina. Oh yeah. Just the thought of it got me... excited.
"/Shit shit shit.../ Baseball... cold water... stupid Uesugi soldiers... Oh. That last one did it for me."
Now that everything was... ahem... as it should be. I walked into the Castle, leaving the door open. I made my way to a three way split trying to look around at which way I should go.
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Post by Morei Hidenori on Feb 27, 2014 22:28:40 GMT -7
Hidenori slowly crept towards the entrance, still gripping his sword. It wasn't yet in sight, but just one more turn and he'd be there. Suddenly, he heard a sound like someone forcing something open, and he quickly ran to peak around the corner.
Aha! The door was open! It was clearly a trap waiting for him! The tall Uesugi soldier would humor them... he slowly walked towards the door, acting like he didn't know something was up... and when he got close enough, he dove straight into the doorway, pulling that zanbato off of his back and swinging it around horizontally all around him.
"YOU'LL NEVER GET ME, YOU DATE SCUM!!"
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Post by Etincelle Noel on Feb 27, 2014 22:33:39 GMT -7
"/SHIT!/ It's that Uesugi moron! YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET MY TREASURE!"
I grabbed a hold of the hilt of my sword as I stared him down for a second... My hand tightened on my sword right before... I STARTED RUNNING LIKE CRAZY TOWARDS THE LEFT! I HAD TO FUCKING FIND THAT TREASURE BEFORE THIS UESUGI IDIOT DID! I booked it, running as fast as I could.
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Post by Morei Hidenori on Feb 27, 2014 22:40:58 GMT -7
"Huh? HEY, IT'S YOU!"
Hidenori was expecting a multitude of Date soldiers, but instead found the one Date soldier he had been searching for. The guy avoided his strike by running straight down one of the paths, and Hidenori would follow without hesitation, sword at the ready as he booked it down the left path.
"YOU OWE ME A DRINK, ASSWIPE!"
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Post by Oda Nobunaga on Feb 27, 2014 23:11:26 GMT -7
[OoC: Stats LOCKED. Participants LOCKED. Items LOCKED. Put your stats in your next post. Left Wing begun. Objectives:
1) Pass through all of the traps without losing a single member
2) Obtain the Daimyo's treasure and bring it back to the start.
3) You must make it back to the entrance to be successful.
Good luck.]
As the two approached the left wing, the door would swing open and they would be pulled in by a mysterious force, slamming Hidenori's pelvis slam into Noel's ass as the both landed on the ground! The door would be sealed off by a dark energy behind them, and it seemed they were now in a large, empty hall, with a treasure chest across room!
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Post by Morei Hidenori on Feb 27, 2014 23:33:25 GMT -7
(OOC: STR: 13 (16+3) | DEX: 12 (15-3) | CON: 12 (14) | WIS: 9 (11) | SPR: 5 (7)
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"WH-WHAT THE?! HEEYYYYY!!!" Hidenori would scream as he was sent flying through the air by some unknown force. His crotch would slam directly into the other man's ass, and he would fall to the ground in pain. He rolled off of the Date soldier, groaning.
"Ugh... what the hell did you do? Is your ass a magnet?"
While rolling along the ground, he looked up at their surroundings. A large, empty hall minus a treasure chest at the end!
"Hey, white boy! Is that the treasure you were talking about? I'm gonna take it!" Hidenori smirked, running straight for the Daimyo chest, not even thinking that the room could be trapped! He planned to grab that sucker and then head back to the entrance in rich glory!
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Post by Etincelle Noel on Mar 3, 2014 11:32:48 GMT -7
"Sorry! I only buy drinks for girls!"
The door shut as we went through, knocking that idiot's crotch into my ass and forcing us to topple over. I tried elbowing him in the rib to get him off of me and pretty soon he did... but his eyes were locked on my treasure as he darted off towards it.
"GET AWAY FROM THERE!"
I ran after him, unholstering my sword. As I ran forward, I used my sword as a pole vault to launch me forward and tossed my body into a spin above him. I would attempt to smack the flat end of my sword down on the Uesugi idiot's head.
[[OoC:
Strength: 16+3 with sword
Dexterity: 15-3 with sword
Constitution: 11
Wisdom: 11
Spirit: 6]]
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Post by Oda Nobunaga on Mar 3, 2014 20:11:32 GMT -7
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Post by Oda Nobunaga on Mar 3, 2014 20:19:59 GMT -7
Hidenori would set off just about every trap as he ran through the path, and as Noel tried to pole-vault over the large man, a hammer came from the ceiling and smacked him right in the balls! Hidenori successfully grabbed the chest and hauled ass back to the entrance, but as he did, an iron bar shot up from the ground and stabbed him in the ass, propelling him into the air as another hammer came down and smacked his ass a second time, throwing him out toward the entrance! Noel, who would still be airborne at the time, would be caught by trap-hands from the ceiling that smashed him into it and punched him in the face a few times, before throwing him on top of Hidenori, the smaller man's crotch slamming into the bigger man's ass!
The door would open, pulling them out while they were still dry-humping each other, and it would shut behind them! If they listened closely, they would hear the castle shouting "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"
[OoC: Left Wing completed. PLATINUM awarded. Use the next round to decide if you will continue the dungeon. Rewards from the Daimyo chest will not be handed out till the end of the dungeon.]
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Post by Morei Hidenori on Mar 3, 2014 20:51:00 GMT -7
"HAHA! YOU RETARD!" Hidenori would shout as Noel was met with much pain, but then...
The iron pipe came up and hit Hidenori's ass. "OOOOOOOUUUUUUUUCH!" Then the hammer. "KRABBY PATTY!" He would shout, being flung through the air before he felt something small hit him in the ass. The Date soldier had bumped his crotch into Hidenori's ass before the dungeon pulled them out, calling them happy on the way out.
Landing on his face with the other guy on top of him, Hidenori would push him off before standing to his feet, chest in hand. "HAHA, SUCCESS!" His ass hurt, so did his pride, but treasure made it all better.
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Post by Etincelle Noel on Mar 3, 2014 21:04:44 GMT -7
"/Shit!/"
God that shit hurt. I was flung through the dungeon by so many traps I had no idea which way was up and which way was down. I landed on the Uesugi moron as the castle through us out of the room. I quickly jumped off of him before he could push me off. I grabbed the treasure, stepping on his head while he was still down.
"PIECE OUT MORON!"
I ran and made a hard left at the 4 way split. After all, if I made a left to get to the room, I had to make a left to get out. Because two lefts make a right. Right? Either way I charged into what I thought was the exit... little did I know, it was not.
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Post by Oda Nobunaga on Mar 5, 2014 1:19:45 GMT -7
As Noel went to "exit," his weiner touched the door, and it ripped open and the group would be pulled inside by a dark energy, each member being lifted off the ground and thrown into the chamber. While they were in the air, they would be hit by a cloud of smoke, which smelled of death and decay. The chamber was large, at least twenty feet high and eighty wide, though the length of it was hard to tell. Bodies of the dead lined the walls and floor, and as the group would hit the ground, the dead would let out shrieks of terror and pain, standing to their feet and charging at the group!
If the group tried to run, they would find the path behind them was blocked off, sealed by a powerful dark energy that could not be broken through!
[OoC: Middle Chamber Initiated. Survive the gauntlet, take the chest, and run. Do not lose a single member of your team. Defeat as many enemies as you can. You will be graded on your kill count.
+15 Zombie Soldiers:
Str: 15
Dex: 9
Con: 15
Wis: 10
Spr: 5]
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Post by Morei Hidenori on Mar 5, 2014 17:28:46 GMT -7
"NOT AGAAAAAIN!!"
Hidenori would try to chase after the Date soldier, only to find himself being pulled in yet again. Landing on his face and rolling onto his butt, Hidenori would be instantly greeted with a bunch of dead guys charging straight for them.
Scrambling to his feet, the tall soldier pulled his zanbato out yet again, charging at the undead and swinging it horizontally in front of him, planning on wiping the entire group out. If his first attack didn't do it, he'd swing his zanbato right back around.
"PLEASE TELL ME THEY'RE JUST WEARING SOME CRAZY MAKE UP OR SOMETHING! DOESN'T MATTER, THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL US! MAYBE WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS FOR NOW!"
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Post by Etincelle Noel on Mar 6, 2014 12:25:04 GMT -7
"You know what..."
I thought about his offer... being friends. I could use all the friends I could get in this fucked up world. I smiled as I reached up and pulled my sunglasses down over my eyes. I pulled my sword out of the holster on my back slowly but heroically. I ran after Hidenori... fighting side by side huh...
"GAHHH JUST THE THOUGHT OF IT MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT!"
I ran at the idiot with a blood lust, and jumped up, kicking him in the back and using his back as a board, I launched off of it. I flew through the air at my enemies and swung my sword in a huge horizontal arc, aiming to slice as many of of them as I could.
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Post by Oda Nobunaga on Mar 8, 2014 18:24:56 GMT -7
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Post by Oda Nobunaga on Mar 8, 2014 18:26:27 GMT -7
Before Hidenori could get a single attack out, Noel jumped off his back, pushing the man forward and onto the floor, face-first! Because of the height difference, Noel didn't get much air time either, and would also fall right on top of Hidenori! The zombie samurai would begin kicking at the two while they were down, smashing their faces in with gross zombie feet! Noel would also feel the hilt of a blade crash into his temple!
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Post by Morei Hidenori on Mar 8, 2014 22:51:12 GMT -7
"AHHH! YOU SON OF A--" Hidenori would be interrupted by the floor coming up to high five him in the face! Only to have Noel crash land right on top of him! Only to have the zombies start to kick him while he was down! At least the sword hilt didn't hit him though! Haha!
Angrily, Hidenori would swing his zanbato in a horizontal arc low across the ground in front of him, trying to cut down all of the undead. Then he would push Noel off of him for being even more of an idiot than him!
"ARE YOU STUPID! STUPID FACE! YOU'RE GOING TO GET US KILLED! YOU'RE... YOU'RE STUPID!"
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Post by Etincelle Noel on Mar 12, 2014 14:50:53 GMT -7
"Ow... that hurt..."
I fell right on top of that moron... to make things worse, the hilt of my sword hit my temple... now I had a headache. Fuck. I shook it off, and slashed in a horizontal arc with my sword in front of me, which would have been behind Hidenori, thus making our attacks hit in a full circle. Not the intention but whatever works. I jumped off of him around the same time he tried shoving me off. I brought up my blade holding it out in front of me aimed at him.
"STUPID?! YOU'RE THE IDIOT WHO FOLLOWED ME HERE AND TRIED TO STEAL MY TREASURE! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!"
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Post by Uesugi Kenshin on Mar 12, 2014 14:55:03 GMT -7
Hidenori: KcGc7qNa
Noel: �
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Post by Uesugi Kenshin on Mar 12, 2014 14:57:34 GMT -7
Hidenori and Noel would take out three enemies a piece! But while they were busy bickering, the enemies surrounded them, pointing their swords at the two idiots! They then started to poke Hidenori and Noel repeatedly with their swords! And while it didn't bleed, it hurt a lot! One of them also kicked Hidenori in the shin!
- 6 Soldiers.
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Post by Morei Hidenori on Mar 12, 2014 15:02:21 GMT -7
"YEAH WELL YOU'RE THE... OW! OW! HEY! OW! STOP THAT! OW! THE HELL!"
Hidenori was being jabbed at from every side by undead dudes' swords! And it hurt! He tried to back away, but no matter which direction he went in, there was another undead jabbing him even harder! Angrily, he lifted up his zanbato, trying to parry some of the swords as he swung it around him, trying to hit the enemies on his side.
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Post by Etincelle Noel on Mar 12, 2014 15:20:34 GMT -7
"Get out of our way you pieces of shit!"
The poking hurt, but I wondered why they didn't try stabbing us? I started waving around my massive sword in crisscrossing slashes in the form of a wide X, hoping to hit as many of them as possible. While doing so I wondered what hurt more, being kicked in the shin or being hit in the head with your own sword. I backed up to Hidenori, fighting back to back.
"Maybe... I'll take you up on that offer to team up. Jackass."
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Post by Uesugi Kenshin on Mar 12, 2014 15:23:25 GMT -7
Hidenori: k|crFMSc
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Post by Uesugi Kenshin on Mar 12, 2014 15:25:28 GMT -7
Hidenori would be madly successful! His zanbato would cleave the enemies around him, getting him out of range of the pokes because the enemies died! He took out 5 of the undead! He was free to help Noel!
- 5 Soldiers
Noel on the other hand would be the opposite of madly successful! He'd only kill one soldier before being grabbed by two of them from either side. The third would get in front of him and kick him in the nuts! Repeatedly!
- 1 Soldier
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